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<X-Union-Chatter> Eon synchs, "Greetings Union, Status report?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Risa says, "Eating! Also sleepy."
<X-Union-Chatter> Lore murmurs, "Need coffee."
<X-Union-Chatter> Yutaro says, "…I continue to exist."
<X-Union-Chatter> Eon says, "Standard operating parameters then. This is adequate."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Fixing this car up. These tires were -way- flat…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Eon says, "I see. wouldn't it be more efficient to replace them with hoverunits?"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone mutter, "Makes you wonder how they even managed to pull into the garage…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Risa says, "Is that Mr. Smith's car? My sister did it! She's really big and strong!"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "… What?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Yutaro says, "…The chassis may not be able to take the stress of hoverunits."
<X-Union-Chatter> Risa says, "Mr. Smith. His car was covered in yuck, and the tires were stuck, so sis came to move it out of the muck! Hey, I rhymed!"
<X-Union-Chatter> Eon hmms, "Most Chassis can be modified to withstand the stresses involved simply enough."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "… Right, well, I don't think this is his car…" Knock knock. Creeeak*CLATTER!* "…. Door fell off.."
<X-Union-Chatter> Yutaro says, "By that point, it would be more efficient to simply build a new one."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Ohhh man… I'll grab some more tools."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "What exactly did the guy do to this thing?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Judging from the tires…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "-What the…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Hey, Chance, there's a -Nail- in this tire!"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "So someone popped his tires, that doesn't explain the door… Or the headlights… Or the steering wheel… Or the grafiti saying 'Dogz Rule, Kats drool'…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Or the missing lugnuts…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone audible blink, "Wait, what's that sound coming from the trunk?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Yutaro says, "…Perhaps he should consider a new vehicle."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor audible ear-twitch.
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Hold on, I'll get the trunk release…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor *click!*
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "Here we go—Aagh!" Off mic *GAAAAAAAASP*."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone blinkblink. "Jake… There's a guy in the trunk, and it looks like he hasn't been breathing for a while…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "… W-What?!" A few hurried steps. "Ohh jeez. Just what we need in the yard: A Criminal's Car."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone | Off mic, the guy says, "Thank god you let me out of there! A bunch of dog faced people beat me over the head, and were going to dump me in the bay! They were going to say that nobody will ever find me!"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor, seeming to be a whisper… and a mocking tone of Commander Feral: "The Enforces will handle this."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone following suit, "Bring us chopper backup…" Before saying, "Well, glad to be of help… We should probably get you to the hospital." The guy says, "Oh, no need, I think I'll manage." "You sure?" "Definitly. Just need my cane and… Where's my hat… You seen my hat anywhere?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Oh, this one? Found it in the backseat."
<X-Union-Chatter> Lore murmurs, "I'm about to try eating something called 'Pizza'."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone | The guy says, "Oh, thank you. Can't go without the hat, nobody would recognise me without it." T-Bone replies, "Any time, bud. Are you sure you can handle yourself?" "Oh, I'll be fine, just point me in the direction of the city." "Well, it's outside, just follow the highway, you can't miss it."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Just be careful out there. If you got in this kind of mess… there's no telling -who's- looking for you."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone | The man chuckles, "Oh, don't worry, they'll have a hard time finding me now that I'm walking again. Thank you again for helping me out." "No problem, bud, just a couple of mechanics doing what good citizens do. Where're you going off to anyway." "Oh… On adventure. Perhaps we'll meet again."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Well, since we know who the car belongs t-"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "… Chance, where'd he go?"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "Huh? He's right over… What the…?"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "He was right there!"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "But if he didn't pass you… and he didn't pass me…"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "… There's no way he'd get into the Hanger, right?"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "He shouldn't… You go check anyway, I'll look around the scrap yard."
<X-Union-Chatter> Lore says, "… A haunted car. Interesting."
<X-Union-Chatter> Lore says, "…. And this 'pizza' stuff is interesting as well. I'm thinking, however, it would be far better cold, possibly frozen."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "A mobster's car. It's not haunted…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone mutter, "It shouldn't be hard to find the guy, he sticks out like a barber shop poll.
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone mutter mutter, "Find him yet?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "No, he's not down here. The lights were all off…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "He's nowhere in the yard, and he can't have gone that far."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "… Never got his name…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "Think we should call the Enforcers, and let them file a missing person's report? The've gotta have something to do."
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Well, he was a human… and not technically a citizen of Megakat City…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "Hard to miss in a city of Kats, what with his goofy getup."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "I mean, he's a tall skinny human, wearing glasses, a red and white stripy shirt and hat, going around with a cane. How can anyone miss him?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "Kind of reminded me of Candycanes…"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "Like I said, sticks out like a barber shop pole."
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "… So, what're we going to do with the car?"
<X-Union-Chatter> Razor says, "… Spare parts?"
<X-Union-Chatter> T-Bone says, "On it. I'll get the band saw."
We leave you with Suoh Matsumoto's thoughts.
<O-Union> Suoh Matsumoto says, "Good Lord… You've unleashed the ultimate Stealth agent into the Multiverse! Hedisappears faster than a Ninja, and can hide in any crowd in any activity."
