Narrate
Starring Roronoa Zoro and Miles Prower
Roronoa Zoro says, "OKay, myself and Miles are doing a film noir scene set in a Zoo. So, once you've got an idea of what you're doing, take it away!"
Miles Prower lights a cigarette. Walks out to the camera. "Ten years. Ten long years I'd been hunting him. Between five foot four and six foot two, depending on if he was dressed like Marilyn Monroe in an all-leather catwoman dominatrix suit or not. He probably thought he was safe after all this time. But I'm not so hard to get rid of. I made sure to wear a disguise. All I had to do was get close to him and find out, after all these years.. Why." Walks back, looks at Zoro. "Been a long time." Miles Prower walks out to the camera again. "I made sure I was disguised as a gorilla, that way I fit in."
Roronoa Zoro looks up from miming of zookeeping. "Why yes. Yes it has been, Miles." Steps to the camera, "The Gorilla costume didn't fool me. I knew what he was here for. I knew what he wanted and I wasn't going to let him have it…" Steps back to speak to Miles, "You're here for the Turkey, aren't you?"
Miles Prower walks to the camera. "I admit, I hadn't anticipated him figuring out my disguise so fast. I wonder what gave me away. Was it the loose-fitting boot-cut jeans, or was it the unmistakable stench of cheap Arabic food I always ate at my favorite Chinese restaurant? It didn't matter, though. I preferred it this way, cutting straight to the meat of the matter. He wouldn't be able to seduce me with his lies and those big, poop brown eyes." Steps back to look at Zoro. "Yes, the Turkey.. And revenge, Zoro. Revenge for that night, ten years ago!"
Roronoa Zoro says, "That was long time ago, you hold a grudge then, and hold one now, it's pointless!" He steps back to the camera, "He really did hold a grudge. He never let go of the fact that I cast a spell that caused him to sneeze the pants off of his first love. It wouldn't have been so bad, if his first love wasn't a girl dressed as Mickey Mouse." Steps back to continue speaking to Miles. "This is a public Zoo, Miles, you can't just get me back for the Mickey Mouse incident here."
Miles Prower walks out. "And then he brought up the last thing that was on my mind. I'd forgotten about that girl years ago after she fell off the face of the earth. That and she stole all my Led Zepplin CD's and my favorite swatch. Still, I was pretty sore about that." Walks back to Zoro. "You know, I'm still pretty sore about that. Why couldn't we just focus on the Turkey? That would have made this so much easier." Walks out to the camera again. "It was then that I noticed the hump, and the lawn dart sticking out of it." Walks back to Zoro.
Roronoa Zoro says, "Fine. Let's talk about the Turkey." He steps forward and says, "I knew he saw the hump and the lawn dart sticking out of it. That was the whole idea. The idea was to keep his attention while I clobbered him with my rake." Walks back and mimes swinging a rake at Miles.
Miles Prower walks out to the camera. "He probably thought I didn't see the rake coming. ..Well, I didn't, I was too distracted by that hideous cyst on his back and the lawn dart sticking out of it. Even when the rake punctured my jugular vein and I slowly bled out, I just couldn't stop staring at it. Jesus God what a horrific freak of nature." Walks back to Zoro. "What about the-nnrggglegurrgglebrrarrrgh.." Falls to the ground.
Roronoa Zoro just mimes whacking for a little while, before stopping and walking back to the audience. "Now to bury him before his next clone shows up."
Miles Prower gets up, walks away. Waits a few moments, comes back. Lights a cigarette. "Ten years. Ten long years I'd been hunting him. Between five foot four and six foot two, depending on if he was dressed like Marilyn Monroe in an all-leather catwoman dominatrix suit or not. He probably thought he was safe after all this time. But I'm not so hard to get rid of. I made sure to wear a disguise. All I had to do was get close to him and find out, after all these years.. Why." Pauses a few moments. "I made sure I was disguised as a gorilla, that way I fit in." Walks back, looks at Zoro. "Been a long time."
Three-Headed Broadway Star
Starring Fukamori Arata, Lawgiver, and Roronoa Zoro
You say, "Righto. Lawgiver, Arata and myself are going to be singing a broadway love song as a three headed broadway star, and we sing it one word at a time."
You say, "I need a name for a Fictional Broadway show."
Miles Prower says, "Blind Jim."
Lawgiver says, "These Pants Are For You."
Kirby says, "Phantom Cats of the Rent"
You say, "These Pants are for You!"
Miles Prower damn.
You say, "Alright, now we need the hit love song from These Pants are for You. Let's have an Audience member (sorry Law) give one."
Aerith says, "Depantsed? >.>"
You say, "Depantsed!"
Miles Prower says, "Got my Bellbottoms in a twist.. aww."
You say, "Sorry, Miles."
Kirby says, "Hmmm."
You say, "Alright, the order will be Arata, Law, then Me. We'll be singing Depantsed, the hit love song from These Pants are for You."
Arata clears his throat theatrically and begins, "Depantsed!"
Lawgiver says, "I've!"
You say, "Got!"
Fukamori Arata says, "No!"
Lawgiver says, "Pants!"
You say, "For!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Youuuuu."
Lawgiver says, "That's!"
You say, "Such!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Infinitely!"
Lawgiver says, "Beautiful!"
You say, "With!"
Fukamori Arata sings, "True!
Lawgiver says, "Style!"
You say, "Comes!"
Fukamori Arata sings, "NUDITYYYYY!"
Lawgiver says, "Because!"
You say, "Your!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Pants!"
Lawgiver says, "Are!"
You say, "Torn!"
Fukamori Arata says, "And"
Lawgiver says, "Now!"
You say, "Pants!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Can't!"
Lawgiver says, "Exist!"
You say, "Or!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Might!"
Lawgiver says, "They!"
You say, "Be!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Real!"
Lawgiver says, "Totally!"
You say, "Wooooooorn!"
Fukamori Arata says, "TOOOOORN!"
Lawgiver says, "Swooooorrrrn!"
You say, "Could!"
Fukamori Arata says, "Involve!"
Lawgiver says, "Paaaaaants!"
You say, "Less!"
Fukamori Arata drops to one knee, pulling down his side of the construct. "MEEEEEEEEEE!"
You say, "MEEEEEE!"
Lawgiver says, "MEEEEE!"
Roronoa Zoro on his knees too, as song ends.
Roronoa Zoro bows at the lot of you.
Aerith hahaaaaaaaaaaa.
Iria giggles hysterically.
Kaera XD
Miles Prower applauds!
Kirby yaaaay!
Aerith hits buzza
You say, "Hee"
You say, "So, next game. Scenes from a hat again?"
Scenes From A Hat
Starring Everyone.
You say, "Alright, let's play scenes from a hat. I'm gonna pull a bunch of scene ideas from a hat, everyone can have a try playing them out."
Roronoa Zoro pulls a scene from a hat. "Barbie dolls that weren't very popular."
Iria stands up and imitates being groggy while holding a cup of coffee in one hand, while messing up her hair. Below, a caption reads 'FIRST THING IN THE MORNING BARBIE'
Roronoa Zoro bahaha
Kirby applause!
Lawgiver steps out, "Becky, stop playing with your 'Drunken College Lesbian Experimenation' Barbie."
Miles Prower steps up. "New, Recovering Heroin Addict Barbie and her Malibu Methadone Clinic!"
Aerith steps up. "Next, pregnant teen barbie!"
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Rejected theories on what happened to D.B. Cooper"
Kirby says, " He's now happily married to Amelia Airheart"
Aerith steps up. "The whores got him in the first 'Mile High Club'."
Kirby pipes up " He's actually 'Waldo'
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Genderswapped characters getting used to their changes."
Kirby blinks at bow on head. Shrugs, continues chasing butterflies in field.
Aerith as Female Sephiroth. "OH MY GOD FANBO- *MOBBED*
Miles Prower steps up. "Sonic if you grab my ass one more time so help me Gods I'll put you down."
Kirby | Sanji : " Must…..suppress…urge …to hit… on … self.
Iria says, "What's Kei gonna think when she finds out that I… erm, wait, she appeared to be a he, so now I'm… oh wait, I've confused even myself!"
Aerith looks down at her non-chest. "… damn, things didn't change much."
Lawgiver stands up, "Well, at least now people won't say me and Robin are gay. Just me and Batgirl."
Miles Prower steps up. Looks at chest. "..Damn, things didn't change much."
Aerith …
Kaera XD
Kaera XD XD XD
Kirby | Sephheroth shrugs . " Things didn't change much."
Iria says, "Kei was a she posing as a he, so now she's gonna think I'm the other way around?!"
(emitted) Warwolf checks pants. " Things didn't change much."
Aerith dies.
Kaera …
Aerith looks down Zoro's pants. "Oh look, he's missing his sword."
Kirby says, " LOL"
(emitted) Tifa looks down. "OH THANK GOD I CAN FINALLY SEE MY FEET!"
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Rejected Gameshow ideas"
Iria says, "Grand Theft Auto: Play It For Real!"
Aerith steps up, smiles. "Next on ABC - Are you smarter than a kidengardener? The South edition!
Kirby says, " Are you smarter then Dubya?"
Iria says, "Coming up on NBC - Deal or Else!"
Lawgiver says, "Tonight, on Fox News: Are You Crazier Than Glenn Beck!"
Kirby says, "The Newly-Divorced Game."
Miles Prower steps up. "Next up on Who Wants to Marry Michael Moore!"
Roronoa Zoro buzzer
You say, "Warning Signs With Maximum Efficiency"
Miles Prower steps up. Pretends to be reading a sign. "Beware of Gary Busey.."
Aerith looks at sign. Looks confused. "Beware of Sephiroth fangirl - " *stampeded*
Iria looks at a road sign. "If you can read this from your car, you've just crashed into it!"
Aerith says, "If your going to ride my butt, at least do my hair."
Miles Prower looks at a road sign. "Pornography Crossing."
Aerith looks at sign. "Warning: Entering whiskey weather." Whiskey rains on her head.
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Things Satan Might Never Say."
Aerith says, "I love it when you wear angel wings, baby."
Lawgiver says, "But Saddam, I want to be the man!"
Fukamori Arata interjects with "Okay, guys, so my math sucked." (anyone who gets that one, lemme know)
Miles Prower Steps up. "I quit."
Aerith says, "I want to live up there."
Aerith references song.
Roronoa Zoro buzzer. (666?)
Fukamori Arata was making an obscure biblical joke, namely that Satan had 333,333 evil angels vs. god's 666,667 good angels.
Miles Prower hah
Fukamori Arata says, "According to revelations."
Miles Prower says, "Don't say Revelations around me, it makes me twitchy."
Roronoa Zoro BUZZER.
You say, "Signs Your Dentist Just Doesn't Care Anymore"
Kirby says, "Oh, Waaah, I want Novocain, I want, I want, Me me me, I'ts all about 'me' with you."
Lawgiver says, "'Hold on, let me get the Dremel."
Miles Prower steps up. Mimes smoking a joint. "Wheeewww, that Alcapulco gold hits hard. Right, what are we doing?.. Okay. Let's fuck it up."
Aerith'
Kirby says, " Allright, ler's do this colonoscopy. What? Woot canal? That's what I said."
Fukamori Arata says, "Alright, give me the… you know, scraping thing? It's in my golf bag, I use it for cleaning the balls.""
Aerith looks at her patient. Whispers. "I'm actually the Chief Medical Examanier for NCIS …"
Roronoa Zoro buzz
You say, "Inner Monologue Of A Mime"
Miles Prower steps up. No noise at all. Just moving around.
Aerith stands up. Stares creepily at the camera.
Kirby says, "MustnotkillagainMustnotkillagainMustnotkillagainMustnotkillagainMustnot"
Lawgiver puts his hands on nothing and moves them around, "Fuck. Where is that door handle.."
Kirby says, " I'm stuck in a box, and no one will help me."
Aerith gropes Lawgiver's rear end. "That's not my car keys."
Fukamori Arata says, "Gotta fart. What's a good miming motion I can inexplicably blame for the noise without verbal explanation…"
Miles Prower stands up again. "Fuckin' clowns think they're the hot shit."
Fukamori Arata ahem. "I'm having a seizure, my god help me."
Aerith stands back up again. Chops off own hands.
Roronoa Zoro buzzer!
You say, "When Emo Band Song Titles Go Too Far"
Aerith coughs. "Close your eyes I'm gonna rape you tonight then gonna kill you~"
Kirby says, "No title, just a coffee stain."
Miles Prower steps up. "This one is called 'The Mournful Red River of Her Lying Lover's Tearful Crimson Farewell.'"
Iria says, "This is my very last song, since as soon as I finish singing, you're gonna hear my last gunshot!"
Fukamori Arata clears throat, "There Is No Percussion, Just Me Cutting My Own Bones Repeatedly With A Machete Coated In Baby Tears."
Roronoa Zoro buzzer
You say, "Breakfast cereals that never caught on."
Aerith says, "Chocolate Balls."
Fukamori Arata says, "Styro-os, now even less biodegradable than real styrofoam!"
Kaera says, "Frigid Frosties! Just microwave and eat!"
Miles Prower steps up. "Kellog's Brand Enema Juice."
Iria says, "Frosted Fakes. None of it's real, in fact it's not even really edible!"
Fukamori Arata says, ""Slab", it was just a half-brick in a cardboard box."
Aerith says, "Nonos." Box is empty."
Miles Prower steps up again. "Michael Jackson edition Wheaties."
Roronoa Zoro buzzer!
You say, "Bad times to realize that you're on camera"
Aerith looks up as she's cursing out her job.
Fukamori Arata finally realizes supposed furry sex toy is in fact the nanny cam.
Miles Prower steps up, begins groping Aerith. "..Shit put your skirt back on!"
Aerith moa- oh crap.
Aerith adjust skirt.
Miles Prower Steps up again. "Man, I never knew midgets were so flexible.. So elastic.. Man, that's a lot of horse.. God damn this is hot.." stares at camera after a moment, horrified!
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "What You Wouldn't Expect To Read In A Suicide Note."
Aerith | Note reads: BASEMENT CAT CAME FOR ME OH GOD OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Miles Prower steps up. "P.S. I did your grandmom."
Aerith steps up. Note is completely blank.
Fukamori Arata says, "Note: "I was going to go on a hunger strike but this was faster.""
Miles Prower steps up again. "P.S. dinner is in the fridge, kids."
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Home movies you don't want to sit through."
Fukamori Arata says, ""And this is the time Frank got a colonoscopy from the dentist…""
Aerith steps up. Looks at title. "Zoro's sword-fighting class 101.
Roronoa Zoro falls over at Arata.
Iria says, "Why Mommy and Daddy don't do it in the open"
Miles Prower steps up. Old man voice, "And this is me and your grandmother at the Grateful Dead concert last year, when they held it at a nudist colony.."
Fukamori Arata dusts hands. "Brick joke, get."
Kaera says, "Broken Bottles and why they hurt."
Lawgiver says, "Paulie Shore Presents: My Life"
Aerith pops in unmarked video. Michal Jackson: The Neverland Files …
Fukamori Arata says, ""Boring Winter Months, The Armpit Symphony, AKA: A Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul""
Roronoa Zoro buzzer
You say, "I was actually waiting for someone to hit a Brick Joke. XD"
Fukamori Arata says, "They are quite common, after all, in Whose Line."
You say, "Seven Other Words You Never Hear On Television"
Iria says, "We can't say that here right now!"
Kaera says, "LOOK AT THEM! OH MY HOPPING HEEZY!"
Aerith says, "You can't do that on live television!"
Iria says, "What do you expect me to say?"
Iria says, "I enjoyed being tucked in last night"
Aerith says, "Oh my god, it's Wayne Brady!"
Roronoa Zoro buzzer.
You say, "Bad solutions to the spam problem."
Fukamori Arata says, "I will end you, Kaera."
Aerith says, "Grimlock."
Fukamori Arata says, "Also: "Vikings.""
Kaera :D
Aerith ahems.
Kaera says, "Removing the cans."
Aerith says, "Ichigo Momomiya, Yunomi, Dawn, Rena, Amelia, and most of the females in the Union + Pixie Stix."
Kaera says, "…"
Iria says, "Use it as a new energy fuel"
Kaera says, "Aerith wins."
Iria is a female of the Union too….
Aerith says, "therefore you'd be involved."
Iria doesn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Kaera says, "Just trust me, that's way past WMD level."
Roronoa Zoro buzzer!
You say, "Products Billy Mays shouldn't endorse"
Iria says, "Beard trimmers"
Aerith says, "Tampax."
Fukamori Arata says, "Vince."
Aerith says, "Shamwow."
Fukamori Arata says, "Just, Vince period.,"
Iria says, "Something so vile we can't say it here!"
Miles Prower says, "BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE FINEST HEART MEDICATION YOU CAN GET ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET."
Iria says, "Viagra"
Fukamori Arata says, "FROM THE MAKERS OF MIGHTY PUTTY AND MIGHTY PUTTY STEEL, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT NEW MIGHTY PUTTY - BEDROOM EDITION."
Roronoa Zoro buzzer
You say, "What Mosquitos Are Thinking While Sucking Your Blood"
You say, "(last one)"
Iria says, "I really suck, but it's worth it!"
Aerith says, "Oh god, I hope it's not Edward again."
Iria says, "I hope this one doesn't have <insert random bloodborne illness/disease> here!"
Fukamori Arata says, ""I wonder if he returns my affection…""
Miles Prower steps up. "Trraaaailllsss maaaaannn."
Aerith *ded*
Roronoa Zoro steps up. Looks up. "Oh shi—-!!" Falls over as though swattered.
Roronoa Zoro buzz!BUZZBUZZZ!
You say, "A million points for each of you."
Miles Prower :D
Kirby says, "Yaaaay!"
You say, "And a billion to Amelia for sitting there and tolerating us spamming her screen."
Amelia says, "I try."